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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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