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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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