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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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