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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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