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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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