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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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