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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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