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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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