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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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