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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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