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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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