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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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