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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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