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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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