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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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