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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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