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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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