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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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