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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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