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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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