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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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