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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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