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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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