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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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