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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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