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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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