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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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