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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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