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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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