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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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