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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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