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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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