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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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