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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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