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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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