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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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