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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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