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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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