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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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