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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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