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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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