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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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