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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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