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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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