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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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