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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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