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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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