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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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