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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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