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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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