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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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