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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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