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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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