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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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