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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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