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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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