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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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