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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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