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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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