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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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