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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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