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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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