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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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