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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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