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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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