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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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