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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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