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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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