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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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