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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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