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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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