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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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