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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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