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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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