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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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