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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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