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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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