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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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