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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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