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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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