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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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