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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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