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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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