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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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