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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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