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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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