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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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