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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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