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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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