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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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