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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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