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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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