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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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