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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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