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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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