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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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