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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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