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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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