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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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