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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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