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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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