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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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