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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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