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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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