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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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