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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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