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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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