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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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