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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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