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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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