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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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