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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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