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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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