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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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