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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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