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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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