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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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