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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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