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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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