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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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