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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Yisro Whale

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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