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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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