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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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