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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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