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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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