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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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