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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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