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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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