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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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A dessert island.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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