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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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