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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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