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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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