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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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