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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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