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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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