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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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