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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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