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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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