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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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A swimming pool table.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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