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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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A pear of scissors.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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