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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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