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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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