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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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