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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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