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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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