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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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