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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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