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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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