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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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