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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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