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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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