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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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