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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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