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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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