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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Rock and roll.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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