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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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