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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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