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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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