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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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