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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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