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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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