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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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