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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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