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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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A dessert island.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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