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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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