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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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