Pictures:

What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

3029

Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

1803

If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

493

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

2228

What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

3300

Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

562

What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

3347

What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

719

What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

2199