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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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