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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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