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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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