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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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