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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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