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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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