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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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