Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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A dessert island.

3012

What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

2139

On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

1795

What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

1319

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

2424

What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

2150

Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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