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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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