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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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