What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?
Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?
How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?
What do you call a fish that can't sing?
What did the mountain climber call his memoire?
What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?
What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?
Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?
What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?
What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?
Why did Bill order these to wear himself?
Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?
