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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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