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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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