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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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