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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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