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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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