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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014

What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

2013

When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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