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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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