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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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