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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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