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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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