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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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