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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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