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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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