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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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