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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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