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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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