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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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