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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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